georgie grace

i'm not quite sure what i'm doing here

vriskezi:

emissary-of-wind:

vriskezi:

the only word in the entire french language is baguette

Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !

*baguette

(Source: entura, via gerardwhy)

death-by-lulz:

m4ge:
AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO  DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.
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death-by-lulz:

m4ge:

AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO  DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

dustbowldance:

alexwise:

Hey America, fix your gun control please. 

“That could also be a statistical anomaly.”

“…Yeah, it was just that their gun shootings suddenly disappeared.”

Hahahaha this is so great.

(via costerwaldaus)